television

cultural warfare. TV companies cater to the lowest-common-denominator, people's weaknesses to make profit.

Americans watch too much tv.

by normal October 24, 2003

telefizzle

Urban slang for television.

My word, is that Willam Shatner on the telefizzle?

by Jesang September 4, 2003

television

a complete waste of time. also a form of mind control.

Adam bought himself a television. Over the years, Adam became lazy, fat and suffered from severe brain rot! He constantly felt the need to buy something, even though he didn't need it! He eventually died on his couch.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

television

Another way of making money.

What, TV used to educate, inform and inspire? Let's broadcast the Bold and the Beautiful instead, gets more ratings.

by whamawhama May 16, 2004

television

Shit that only lazy/ameri cunts watch. The problem is, we don't fucking NEED television.

Television is for Americans aka lazy people.

by Anonymous July 28, 2004

television doppelganger

A television character doppelganger. It's said that every one of us has one.

Catherine from CSI is totally her television doppelganger.

by coffee mug June 10, 2005

television

A device that causes attention deficit...um whatever...yeah, so like i was watching friends the other night and....

Why were we so surprised on 9/11? Because we watch too much television!

by TiberiusJulius February 21, 2005