technical malfunction

Phrase used to cover up total incompetence and or stupidity

My computer had a convenient technical malfunction as it failed to sync with my iPad, so I have now been double booked for the meeting

by Swanno December 20, 2013

techadickt

Someone who is so engrossed in technology that when someone tries to communicate with them they're a complete dick and they only talk about tech!

"Hey did you try talking to the new guy, Morgan?"
"Yeah, he's a complete techadickt though."
"Oh, that's a shame, I hate those guys!"

by dargondaemon October 9, 2014

Technical Nude

When you get a picture that's seductive enough to jerk it to but not actually a nude.

Just got half a nipple from Katie mother fucking Cooper. Technical Nude!

by Okibum18 August 17, 2016

technicity online

Technicity online, a game based off the game "Zelda" online, but a lot better. Technicity Online is an RPG game with , magic, quest, basing, and more.

bro, come play technicity online with me. we can fight 1v1 using our magic skills.

by yoahi May 21, 2017

Technicide

The murder of a machine of technological device.

Bryan through his phone against the wall today and broke it. He committed technicide again

by Bobdaman80 November 20, 2017

Technical Masochism

When you are a nerd and can't get enough high so you go on taking longer non-efficient paths just to be able to rant about your IT frustration about things.

> installs a chinese rom that you cant even half read
>ranting that rom cause you cant read it

Bruh, you are showing symptoms of Technical Masochism
A new level of maso

by Anime Kaizoku February 10, 2021

Technical Guruji

A guy who flaunts his wealth for making other people jealous and showing they are low standard.

Manish- I own the flagship iPhone 12 pro max. You can't even dream to buy it.
Deefak- Stop speaking like technical guruji

by Papa_ji_ August 3, 2021