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technofucked

A situation where various high technology devices simultaneously fail and are rendered useless.
Immediately after his internet connection dropped, Joe noticed that his cell phone didn't have a signal and the battery in his PDA would not hold a charge. He knew right away that he was technofucked.

Bob was so thoroghly technofucked that he wondered if a giant meteor had just crashed into Earth, thus terminating all electronic communications worldwide.

With no cell towers in the area, Jay was completely technofucked when his GPS system crashed as he was driving in a rural, unfamiliar part of the county.

The I.T. geek was explaining the problem in a complex, technical manner when I interrupted and exclaimed, "I'm technofucked!".

Frustrated after a few minutes of being technofucked, Scott wondered if this was how life felt in the 1950's.

Lea never enjoys camping trips in the wilderness because she rejects the idea of being voluntarily technofucked.

After just a few minutes at his grandmother's home, he was overcome with depression as the grim reality of not having wi-fi, cable TV, or air conditioning left him incredibly technofucked.
by Buzz Writeyear January 25, 2008
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Techno Peasant

Someone who knows nothing, or has limited knowledge about technology.
Sally - 'Whats the difference between internet and intranet?
Brett - 'God! you're the biggest techno peasant!'
by rhiannonRIOT January 29, 2008
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Techno Bomb

A Techno Bomb is a highly alcoholic shot taken in a double shooter shot glass it is 1/4 Everclear and 3/4 of a green or purple energy drink, Purple rayne Vex and Monsters are good.
Guy 1: Did you take many techno bombs last night
Guy 2: Ya it fucked me right up
by Techno Bomber February 1, 2010
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Techno

A word people use incorrectly to name all of Electronic Music.

Really, "Techno" is its own genre of Electronic Music. It consists of a BPM range from 120 to 150 and a 4/4 drum pattern.
"Dude I love this Techno music."

"That's not techno, it's Electro House"
by Bumplumber March 11, 2012
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Technoblade

A Minecraft youtuber with over 1.6M subs. He is well known for being a great PVPer.

Achievements:

-Won Minecraft Monday 4 times
-Got a 1400 Bedwars win-streak on Hypixel
-Beat Hypixel in a duel

-Got on the Hypixel Skywars leaderboards
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Technoblade

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Technoblade

Person 1: Which god do you obbey?
Person 2: Technoblade
by I_am_poggers November 28, 2021
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