tanked

To be fucking out of it hard core when your drunk..So drunk you have no idea what ur doing

FucK MaN LooK At DaN He'S DrinKinG OuTTa Tha ToiLeT He FucKiN TaNKeD

by The Reefer Man May 6, 2005

I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap!

An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both a pain in the butt and who can't cook. The best time to say this is when the poor sap asks you if you liked the food or not.

Stupid- Yo Shawn did you like the Upside Down Turkey surprise whit Oven-roasted Weenie Chunks?

Me- I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! *Throws food in their face*

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Tainted Love

Stupid song that destroyed the Marilyn Manson us Antichrist Superstar fans loved. Fuck you for covering it.

Marilyn Manson! Oh yeah, Tainted Love....

by Dark Prime June 23, 2006

Tated

To Masterbate. Self gratification using "manual" means.

My neighbor is so hawt, I saw her earlier today in a thong and tated out to her later that night.

by Rep Whores July 23, 2008

tainted load

sperm containing aids or some other kind of troublemaker

he/she was afraid he/she had soaked up a tainted load

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

Tanked

Beaten in competition, won, victory

We tanked that marathon yesterday

I got tanked in a boxing match last week

by Kaiiaias January 9, 2014

Painted Tainted

When a girl is sexy as FUH but somewhere in the back of your mind you KNOW she a hoe and you label her
as "tainted" but it isn't quite a legit assumption - thus she is only PAINTED tainted in you own thoughts, but she could really be tainted and
give you ALL KINDS (Hodgetwins)..... of STDS... ALL KINDS.

Person 1 - Damn she fine as HELL
Person 2 - I heard she a hoe, bro
Person 1 - Mmm.. She painted tainted..idk, never heard dat bro.. But ill paint dat ass with my..
Person 2 - LOL YOU RIGGHHH

by havikshunt10 November 29, 2013