Tinder Takedown

Hooking up with a girl/guy you meet via Tinder.

Guy 1: "Eh bud, how was the rest of your night?"
Guy 2: "Dude Vivian and I smashed"
Guy 1: "The one you meet on Tinder? That's your 4th Tinder Takedown this month!"

by Herold Mickinley June 30, 2014

hotel takeover

A swinger event that usually involves a group of swingers renting out a floor or a whole hotel for swinger events.

Dude, did you see that couple I banged at the last hotel takeover? They were hott.

by swingercoupleinma September 22, 2018

Santa's Take

A word created for the head of household that get's to have unmitigated, no holds barred sex with their partner due to the amount of cash, credit & various other resources drummed out during the holidays in order to make the family happy and/or content.

May or may not be applied directly to anal sex with the wife/girlfriend - no questions asked.

Wife: "Now that everyone is gone from Christmas dinner, did you have a good time? By the way thanks for that diamond tennis bracelet you bought me dear..."

Husband: "I'm tired, full, half drunk & horny. Time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "What is Santa's Take?"

Husband: "Bend that rump over and I'll show you. I will be debt for the next 12 months because your kids only wear Ralph Lauren and wanted diamond nipple rings. Now it's Santa's turn... It's time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "yes dear. (bends over somewhat willingly)

/end

by WillyJK December 23, 2008

take the piss

to mock someone

"He's taking the piss out of you"

by Pete January 20, 2004

Take him out

To eleminate someone. To kill him. To remove someone from a situation.

"Osama bin Laden is a menace. We will take him out." President George W Bush.

by Colby Gutierrez-Kraybill September 9, 2005

[Take it to the grave]

1. Keeping a secret until you die and are buried.

Nelly: Aww man I got a huge secret to tell you but you can't tell anyone.

T.I.: Yeah man I'll take it to the grave.

by imforobama08 March 6, 2009

take stock of shit

An individual, unbiased, end-of-life assessment and summation of what it's all been for and what it all means, if anything.

When he awoke from his stroke, the old dude had a moment of clarity. As he spoke, I listened to him take stock of shit; then he said, 'time to go'. And it was...

by YAWA July 3, 2017