Twofer

When a guy places one hand on both of a women's breast and squishes or squeezes during sex.
Typically it's small breasted women. It's also recommended you get the nipples to squish between your fingers.
Instructional: Place hand with spread fingers onto both breasts. Make certain nipples fall between fingers. You can either squeeze or squish.

I enjoy giving a woman a good squishy twofer during our Saturday afternoon sex sessions.
Nothing is as exciting as giving a woman a twofer when you're doing missionary.

by The_G January 21, 2021

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twostake

The second time you make the same mistake.

Myyyy goodness! I just made a twostake!

by Screaming Old Man February 6, 2021

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Twofor

This is when you gotta tell your boss they need to make a decision to get rid of someone or else you and another person are quitting.

"Boss, this HR whore is killing me, you gotta do a Twofor or Brenda and I are out of here."

by Twofor April 9, 2021

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Twofer

A term used for annoying people going behind your back for many uses.

Twofer can also describe:
-people that blast bad rap music and think they are cool
-People who are annoying
-People who like technology too much

An example of twofer being used:
Emily yells at her school bully that uses her for math homework and says,” YOUR ARE BEING SUCH A TWOFER! I HATE YOU!”

by WigsLikesJellyCat May 5, 2021

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