barge a trois

when three barges are in close contact with each other out in the oceans. .they also trade sea hookers and other snacks and tasty treats.

there are three barges in the long island sound. they are having a barge a trois and sea dogs are shitting on hookers. sea style.

by john really brown September 30, 2006

trois-rivières

French for Three Rivers. One of the continent's oldest city. Halfway between Quebec City and Montreal. Famous for its Grand Prix, and some other shit...
Also known as TRCity

I ate a poutine at Trois-Rivières' Stratos Pizzeria and puked all night!

by Maafaka December 23, 2003

Troy, MI

A city in Oakland County, Michigan defined by the following points:

1. There is always construction. Always.
2. Unpredictable traffic jams and congestion.
3. Nothing fun to do. Ever.
4. Obese people would love it here, as there's a fast food joint on pretty much every intersection.
5. Home to pretty much no one famous.
6. Taxes go up, but city services and buildings continue to close.
7. Rapid influx of Asians and African Americans.

Troy, MI is the most boring city in Michigan. Don't live there.

by mabbass February 24, 2011

pwnage a trois

When a person attaches themselves to a couple, preventing them from getting it on.

"Dude, Sarah was so up for it at that Rockabilly bar last night, but her friend - Claire or Karen or something - wouldn't leave us alone for like even a second so I ended up just going home to watch HBO".

"Total pwnage a trois"

by the_dickie May 31, 2009

menage a trois

n : household for three; an arrangement where a married couple and a lover of one of them live together while sharing sexual relations

" i heard that the married couple next door are having menage a trois!"

by Sophie cat July 17, 2006

troy smith

The front-runner for the 2006 heisman trophy and one of the greatest college football Quarterbacks i've seen in years. Going to lead the buckeyes to the National Championship and he's also going to embarass the Wolverines.

Troy Smith's got the Heisman.

Man Troy Smith is a stud.

That Kid Troy Smith is amazing.

by Bucknut November 13, 2006

troy, il

a town that can be pretty chill but can also be a complete hell hole. truck stops is mainly what's here, but we also have (well to eat) mcdonalds, burger king, arby's, jack n the box, subway, pizza man, that weird mexican food place, and some other places that no one cares about. the big thing that just happened here was that we got a dunkin donuts between all the truck stops right next to the stupid bridge that never seems to get finished. one thing troy is kinda known for is running the bases. there is 6th graders having sex using a sandwhich bag and silly bands, guys getting blowjobs left and right, it's kinda insane. oh and people date people who not even close to their age. there is this one girl who is in 6th grade who is now dating a sophomore but before that was dating a senoir from collinsville. there is also a lot of drinking here and smoking pot and weed. one of the most popular places to smoke is the skatepark. the skatepark is in the park and it is where a bunch of douchey skater boys hang out and try to do tricks in front of the white trash girls who go there to flirt with the guys. the homecoming parade thing is gay as hell. the ones is st. jacob and marine are better and those towns are like half the size. our sports teams are pretty good. our academics are okay, but only like 15% of the people at the highschool care about their grades.

well at least we're better than highland and cooler than collinsville.

**some guys from troy, il**

caleb: "hey man, wanna go to the skatepark?"

derek: "no, im good. im just gonna go drink a lot, then get a blowjob from this chick, then walk on the side of the road to mcdonalds."

caleb: "did you hear there's a dunkin donuts?!"

derek: "holy shit! no way?!"

by wellfuckthis January 2, 2012