Shit stains in the underwear
Carl didn't wipe his ass properly after he took a huge dump. He noticed railroad tracks in his underwear at the end of the day.
by dizzleshizzlenizzle December 20, 2007

1) A non-banked, oval track flush to the ground on which the sport of roller derby can be played.
2) A type of roller derby governed in present day by the WFTDA (Women's Flat
Track Derby Association), with specific rules pertaining to bouts played on a rink with no banked edges or "rise".
3) A particularly D.I.Y.-type of Roller Derby, in that it requires only a flat, smooth floor, tape to measure out a track, and rollergirls to kick some booty.
2) A type of roller derby governed in present day by the WFTDA (Women's Flat
Track Derby Association), with specific rules pertaining to bouts played on a rink with no banked edges or "rise".
3) A particularly D.I.Y.-type of Roller Derby, in that it requires only a flat, smooth floor, tape to measure out a track, and rollergirls to kick some booty.
"Though the spandex leagues of the 1970s fought their way to victory on a banked track, many of the 21st century leagues like New York's Gotham Girls Roller Derby have embraced the cost-effective, nomadic appeal of flat-track derby."
by Ashlie Atkinson September 8, 2008

by Shep08 March 15, 2009

When you hear the lyrics to a song and search for the name of it, but can find absolutely nothing related to it
by Shocklore January 18, 2020

by sallytracksnack July 1, 2019

by BG hornet October 6, 2018

I had Missy service me in the front seat last night while stuck in traffic. Her braces don't bother me; I love a bit of track-bashing.
by sausage mcgee September 24, 2018
