tomscorpion

Giving your love companion the new jersey meathook immediately after eating a bucket of habanera atomic chicken wings without licking, washing or otherwise removing the sauce from your hand.

Friend #1: Dude, last night I tomscorpioned my girl.

Friend #2: Really? Was she into it?

Friend #1: Nope, we broke up. Wanna come over for wings?

by Varamek December 9, 2008

Toms River

The place, where in 2000, Sonci defeated Klilyn at the battle of Uber 1337 pwnage.

Toms River hosts one of the most epic battles of 1337.

by P.H. May 12, 2004

Toms River

The town in New Jersey where Klilyn lives. Location of the origin of 1337 pwnage known as Klilyn.

I saw Klilyn walking around Toms River!

by J.R. May 11, 2004

thomsing

Eats chicken to look like Moskva-Marit. Smokes old gym socks. The mullet-meister.

Thomsing has a mullet.

by albert einstein February 6, 2003

Tomsky

A Deity that exists as an Avatar in human form. Currently exists as a teenager in the United Kingdom. Will soon become an extremely important asset to the world as we know it.

Any other people who "Claim" to have their names as Tomsky are merely frauds. The true Tomsky has been known to add "Twisted" before "Tomsky" as an alias to hide his real identity.

"Track down the Avatar of Lightning. Otherwise known as Tomsky..."

by TRW Arkell January 29, 2007

Tomsob

A miserable fellow who does not enjoy the company of other people, and would rather sit in his room and drink cheap Sangria wine and beer. Comes from "Tom the S.O.B."

"You're such a Tomsob"

by HRC September 16, 2003

tomstealer

a girl who steals ur boyfriend or that likes the same guys as u

that bitch is a tomstealer!

by queenisha May 30, 2006