Giving your love companion the new jersey meathook immediately after eating a bucket of habanera atomic chicken wings without licking, washing or otherwise removing the sauce from your hand.
Friend #1: Dude, last night I tomscorpioned my girl.
Friend #2: Really? Was she into it?
Friend #1: Nope, we broke up. Wanna come over for wings?
Friend #2: Really? Was she into it?
Friend #1: Nope, we broke up. Wanna come over for wings?
by Varamek December 9, 2008
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