touching fish

A work ethic based on laziness as protest against current work culture in which

high productivity is demanded without sufficient reward or incentive.

- Yo bro, where's Tony? He's been gone for 30 minutes...
- I think he's in the bathroom touching fish.

by Shizibizan January 19, 2021

e-tourettes

A case of Tourette's syndrome via text on the internet. Very common in the forums of MySpace.

I was having a calm discussion with Toad, and next thing I knew his text was bold caps locked obscenities. I think he has e-tourettes. It was pure assbaggery.

by ferlishious April 30, 2008

Arse Tourist

1. A person who like to tour the depths of a forigners anal passage.

2. Rimming whilst abroad.

Guy 1: My friend Mat's just got back from Singapore after licking out some guy's butt hole.

Guy 2: God, he sounds like a right Arse Tourist.

by Superawesomefantastic December 30, 2011

Right touch

As in, “a touch of luck”. Good fortune. Lady Luck.

I was supposed to go the mother-in-laws, but because of covid, I don’t have to go now, so it’s a right touch.

by djdusty December 22, 2020

Tengis Toucher

A ball game resembling hot potato. This game includes a large, soft ball. The game starts with a timer ranging anywhere from 10 seconds to 1 minute. The ball can be thrown, kicked, and anything else to get it away from you. If the ball hits you, you are the "Tengis Toucher." If you are the "Tengis Toucher," as the timer goes off, you are eliminated until one player remains.
Extra Rules: No striking. If you strike someone in any way, you will be eliminated. (Boxing out, dodging, and pushing is allowed.)

Who won that game of "Tengis Toucher?"

by ssofa February 1, 2022

Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie

Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.

Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."

John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"

Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."

by bigcatspecial June 2, 2010

I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole

A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.

Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?

Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.

by Corey_Faure January 20, 2011