curtain twitching tosser

Someone who spies on there neighbours

The guy next doors sits at his bedroom window peeping behide the curtain watching me the curtain twitching tosser.

The old lady across the road sits at her window being a curtain twitching tosser, watching and reporting on all her neighbours.

by Kenny Kong March 4, 2014

Salad Tosser

Bush, Dickhead Cheney, Republicans

With the "necessary" war on Iraq for the "WMD" and Saddam's "connection with Osama" who knows what the full extent of the damage these salad tossers would be?

by Stairface Chippendale November 10, 2006

tossed the pickle

To perform a lackluster, half-baked work.

He totally tossed the pickle on that paint job.

by elf2252 July 5, 2009

Tante Tosser

When you enjoy licking the area between someone's ass and vagina/sac

David I didnt know you were a tante tosser.

by T.T. Smalls October 28, 2009

tosser

a person who wanks off

Paul Eason is a tosser

by Paul Eason August 12, 2003

TOSSED UP

TWO MEN CHOOSING "HEADS' OR "TAILS" ON A GIRL WHEN HAVING SEX WITH HER AT THE SAME TIME.

"TOSSED UP"= HEADS OR TAILS LIKE TOSSING A COIN.

by LILMAMA1127TH August 18, 2009

Tosser

Australian Slang for being a dickhead, idiot, fool.

Sorry guys i can be a bit of a tosser sometimes.

by Aussie82 July 26, 2011