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The Poe Toaster

The "Poe Toaster" is a mysterious figure that arrives at the location of Edgar Allan Poe's grave in Baltimore, every year. He or she has done this at the same time since 1949, early on the morning of his birthday, on January 19th. The "Poe Toaster", dressed in black, with a black overcoat and scarf around their face, enters the gates of the Westminster Hall and Burying Grounds, proceeds to Poe's grave and upon reaching it, toasts the grave with a half-bottle of cognac and leaves three blood-red roses.

Nobody has ever tried to talk to or interupt the figure that appears every year as a sign of respect both to Poe and to the "Poe Toaster", nobody knows who he/she is, but it is commonly thought it is simply a fan of Edgar's work. The "Poe Toaster" has often left messages behind on paper such as "Edgar, I haven't forgotten you" and in 2001 "The New York Giants. Darkness and decay and the big blue hold dominion over all. The Baltimore Ravens. A thousand injuries they will suffer. Edgar Allan Poe evermore."
If you don't belive in the Poe Toaster, go and see him for yourself on January 19th 2006!
by I am NOT the Toaster September 8, 2005
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Toast McGhost

To reach a level of intoxication where memory is lost of any event which occurred that night...leading you to believe that the only way the event was possible is if a ghost was there in place of you.

A lower level of being McGhosted is to be "toasted" or "semi-ghosted."

See also: ghosting, McGhosting, toasting McGhosting, toasty McGhosty

Pronunciation: meh-ghost or mah-ghost
"How did you forget about that? Everybody was doing it..You must have been toast McGhost."

"I just got fired from my job today...tonight..I'm getting toast McGhost."

"Tonight we're getting McGhosted."

"You're toast..but I don't think you're at McGhost status yet."

"Wow, you're already ghosting after two shots?"

"OK, time to stop for a while..You're looking toasty McGhosty."
by stay bEastly my friends. August 16, 2009
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toast the ghost

me: yo dude, wanna toast the ghost this weekend?
dude: hell yeah man!
by joe_420 March 4, 2009
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Toastersexuality

rob: I am Toastersexual
tom: WOW ME TOO, I love being attracted to toasters.
Morgan Freeman: Toastersexuality, Being attracted to toasters.
by Arandomboi July 23, 2018
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Toaster

toasters are a famous invention most commonly used for bathing, making toast/waffles/pancakes/toaster stroodles/pop-tarts/forks. (note that if your gender is bread then you most likely are into toasters, literally)
by im in school right now no joke October 25, 2018
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post-toast

an hour or so after you are no longer stoned, but still feel kinda spacey and out of it.
i was so post-toast at dinner today, but i just told my mom i was tired and it was chill
by lookatthisbullshit October 3, 2010
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Various toast

The best dinner to have when no dinner is planned or when you have no cheese!

It involves 3 or more pieces of toast with a minimum of 3 types of toast toppings.
I had various toast for dinner tonight - 4 pieces of toast, white, with Vegemite, Peanut Butter, Fig Jam, Honey!
by VariousToastMan April 15, 2011
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