gungle teeth

to have such mangled teeth that it looks like you have just given someone a rimjob after giving them an anal creampie

p1 yo you see that guys gungle teeth
p2 yeah those teeth are fucking nasty!!

by gungle teeth March 04, 2008

spitting teeth

To absolutely lose your temper at someone or something and you're in a huge rage.

"My friend at work still refuses to do what ever I ask of him, and I am spitting teeth! at this. "

by Adam-D July 20, 2016

Piss Teeth

Piss Teeth, or medically known as Mucturition Maxillaryosis, is a chronic teeth and gum disorder that establishes a yellow "piss" tint on your teeth. This disease is caused by excessive urination in your glossopharyngeal (mouth). There is no known treatment for this disorder. Scientists from top German research labs have trialed many dental alternatives to deter the piss like colour on teeth and gums. New research has proven Listerine Mouthwash ineffective in all areas of the buccal cavity.

Friend: "I have been diagnosed with severe Piss Teeth Disorder"
Other friend: "You are a survivor of this rare disorder share your story my friend!"

by Mootywhole June 21, 2016

toilet teeth

When you wake up with a shit smell emitting from your mouth. Halitosis times ten!!!

Leila did you eat shit for dinner last night? You have a bad case of toilet teeth this morning.

by Todd918 December 25, 2007

Demon Teeth

Human teeth that resemble that of a demonic creature. Can be described as pointy, evil, or rechid, by just one glance.
Similar to Megan Fox's teeth in Jennifers Body.

Overall, teeth that you would not want your tongue to meet.

"That Chance guy looks like a good kisser."-Kathryn.
"Yeah, until you meet his demon teeth."-Sarah.

by popbanggboom April 20, 2010

loose teeth

to tell a secret that was specificly not supposed to be told.

" Please tell me you didnt tell him about that."
" I did man Im sorry!"
" Man you got LOOSE TEETH!"

by JC Cotter March 31, 2008

teeth reaper

someone who has extremely large teeth but refuses to brush them, leaving a yellow residue line across the middle of his front two enormous gnashers

davids 'parking line' on his front two gnashers had forced him to realise he had becom....a teeth reaper!

by Deejay Porteous September 14, 2006