smack titties

When a chick's titties look like a piece of cotton sittin' in a soup spoon.

Damn, bitches smack titties are hit!

by Soy Sauce Jimmy August 4, 2016

Skunk Titties

When a female’s armpits reek so fuckin bad her tits stink.

I was having sex with this ho I picked up and she has the skunk titties.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

Dick Titties

A synonym to the term testicles. This term should only be used for when you want to let your company know you are a linguist as well as a comedic figure as well.

Eddie: Fuck Roy and his big gay sword.
Joe: Dude, don't get your dick titties in a bunch over there

by Vick Dagina April 16, 2019

Under Titties

The part of your skin under your sagging breasts.

I’m laying down by the pool trying to tan my under titties.

by Matilda Pussyfondle April 30, 2022

fucking shit titties

An expletive used when you are so pissed off that you can't actually think of something to say.

Bob: Dude, that tornado just blew your house down.

Dave: Fucking Shit Titties!

by Auto Ass-rammer 5000 June 16, 2019

ass and titties

-female parts that males just can't get enough of

"hey lemme get some of dat ass and titties"

by ecejkwhnhjldhyue June 17, 2019

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013