by tillywillywock May 03, 2023
When a female's face is so beat that a bag and a sock won't do, so you bury her head in the ground and proceed with sexual intercourse.
"I met this chick and she was such a butterface, but we did the ostrich so it worked out."
"Oh, you mean Butterface Betty?"
"Oh, you mean Butterface Betty?"
by DahWorm March 26, 2016
The act of inserting a feather duster into a woman's anus while penetrating her vagina in either the bent over or doggie style possitions.
Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.
Making her appear like an ostrich from behind.
"Carl shoved a feather duster up my ass while we were hooking up." - Jennie
Jennie got 'The Ostrich' from Carl
Jennie got 'The Ostrich' from Carl
by Flexy Mcghee September 14, 2016
The single most magical magnificent being on earth
The highest complement able to be given to your fellow man
The boy all the girls want to ride
The highest complement able to be given to your fellow man
The boy all the girls want to ride
Gurl 1: check out the ostrich
Gurl 2: dang gurl he fine
Def 2
Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there
Jock 2: heck yeah I was
Gurl 2: dang gurl he fine
Def 2
Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there
Jock 2: heck yeah I was
by The ostrich 🙄 April 23, 2017
a sexy ass bird with stylish fur, very fast and doesn't like emu's since they mock ostriches
ostriches like to play, eat, run, and ignore emu's.
some emu's are nice to ostriches.
ostriches like to play, eat, run, and ignore emu's.
some emu's are nice to ostriches.
by RealKittyAndCats March 02, 2017
The Sticky Ostrich is a sexual performance that requires a beach, and a wicked sense of humor. First steps for a "sticky ostrich", you must make a sand castle that requires enough sand to make a hole,( this step is to not arouse suspicions from one's partner). Once the hole is a well sized for partners head proceed with any chosen style of intercourse. Apon the time of climax is about to be achieved ask said partner to get on their knees to receive your seed. If everything is in order you should now be able to coat your lovers face in your warm ejaculate and forcefully shove their head into the pre-dug hole, and thus completing the "Sticky Ostrich".
(Bro#1)"Hey bro, Sandra looked pretty pissed, and her face was covered in sand." (Brosep,numero dose)"Hell yeah bruh!, I just gave her the Sticky Ostrich!" (Original Bromegõ) "OHHH Nice!, I knew something was up when I saw that dope sand castle over there!"
by Doug The Duggler June 05, 2018
Brittany: I love you Jacob
Jacob: EWWW! What you look like a fish out of the water. TIFFANY IS HOTTER!
Brittany: You know I have Ostrich Shrine!
Jacob: Omg Brittany forget what I said, UR HOT! Wanna Date?
Brittany: OMG YEAH TOTALLY JACOB! ANYTHING FOR YOU BABE!!!!!!!!
Jacob: EWWW! What you look like a fish out of the water. TIFFANY IS HOTTER!
Brittany: You know I have Ostrich Shrine!
Jacob: Omg Brittany forget what I said, UR HOT! Wanna Date?
Brittany: OMG YEAH TOTALLY JACOB! ANYTHING FOR YOU BABE!!!!!!!!
by iliketofuckmypillowatnight October 28, 2018