2 definitions by iliketofuckmypillowatnight

ostrich shrine

Mention "ostrich shrine" to ur crush and they will literally fall in love with you.. like no joke.

Brittany: I love you Jacob
Jacob: EWWW! What you look like a fish out of the water. TIFFANY IS HOTTER!
Brittany: You know I have Ostrich Shrine!
Jacob: Omg Brittany forget what I said, UR HOT! Wanna Date?
Brittany: OMG YEAH TOTALLY JACOB! ANYTHING FOR YOU BABE!!!!!!!!

by iliketofuckmypillowatnight October 28, 2018

NICOlodeon

how to refer to an unatractive art geek who swims and shit and is italian and has 6.2 long dick

bob: ur a NICOlodeon
joe: fuck u

by iliketofuckmypillowatnight April 12, 2019