Theoespian

A Theoespian is a former actor or actress who finds salvation, usually after they recieve their last residual check.

To learn more about these Theoespians, search for people like Kirk Cameron, Lisa Welcsh or Willie Aames.

by Captain Corky July 30, 2008

these aren't the droids you're looking for

response given when someone is obvioulsy confused or completely 180 degrees from accepted fact/reality; can also be used to keep one's ego in check

Jim: Dude, that hot chick walking over here is checking me out hard!
Steve: Um, these aren't the droids you're looking for. That's my girlfriend, dude. She just came to drop off my car keys. Move along!

by sjm1 July 10, 2010

these dudes

Dudes who ain't bout shit and are worthless as fuck. Lazy group of fuckers with Male appendages.

These dudes ain't bout shit.

by Lilroot69 March 3, 2019

Thesaurus warrior

Somebody who uses needlessly complicated words to sound smart

Thesaurus Warrior: "I presently found myself lingering in the visage of the blooming flame captured in my retina"
A normal dude: "I saw the light"

by bageras June 26, 2016

Thesaurus-vomit

When you just take random synonyms of a word and use them.

Don't just thesaurus-vomit.

by agentzane12124 November 16, 2018

TheSandyCheekz

To Stick your ding dong in some sand then put it in her ass with aggression

Yo bro I just did TheSandyCheekz with my girl and now I have friction cuts

by EloZz April 24, 2019

thesculptorsclayground.com

A blog page about an artist who creates "Clay Sculptors" and is an Expert about Clay & "Lynks disease".
He is skilled at HTML, a nasty Infection

Peer A: I think ill will go to thesculptorsclayground.com
Oh would you look at that, powered by Adult swim
What a waste of fucking time

Peer B: This guy lost his damned mind.

by burgerkingassletuce January 2, 2020