by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 26, 2006
by briangormley February 19, 2009
The sexual act of a Jewish couple in which the male ejaculates into a small shot glass which is place on the womens vagina/other partners genitalia. It is then covered in a napkin or cloth then stepped on and broken by the man. After the act is complete, the couple must yell, "Mazeltov!"
News Caster : Recently a Rabbi was arrested for molesting a young school boy.
Bill : I hear he did the act of "Israeli Mayonnaise" on the young child.
Ted : That's just sick.
Bill : I hear he did the act of "Israeli Mayonnaise" on the young child.
Ted : That's just sick.
by The_Rabbi_Rock'n'Roll August 07, 2010
A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.
by Agent Kaniff June 23, 2007
A white person who demeans POC (or just anyone who isn't straight and white) because without their privilege goggles on they are blind.
by tacos4lifeyo January 12, 2017
(n.) when a non-white person has a distinct preference for white people and wants to have his/her mixed carmel babies. Similar to curry fever or jungle fever.
Brownie 1: "Holy shit! Look at that white boy over there! He is so pale, his skin looks like mayonnaise! Mmmm...Now I'm hungry..."
Brownie 2: "Uh-oh, I think you have mayonnaise mania!"
Brownie 2: "Uh-oh, I think you have mayonnaise mania!"
by Claudius Caesar February 08, 2010
That kid Ricky has one hell of a mayonnaise hose!
I watched some OG Mudbone videos last night, his mayonnaise hose is legendary.
I watched some OG Mudbone videos last night, his mayonnaise hose is legendary.
by Mayonnaise hoser October 03, 2017