Slossled

Inebriated, high, trashed, fucked up.

Lets get a ten pack of beans, an ounce of dro, fifty roxicodones, and get slossled as fuck!

by eppigy September 16, 2007

[Swisserole]

To take an object (any object) and insert into an orifice.

Hey Fred! Have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!

by The V.A. Swisseroler March 30, 2009

Swiss Steamer

The Swiss Steamer is specialty drink named after its primary ingredient and its thermal characteristics: Ingredients:
1 packet Swiss Miss hot cocoa
8 oz boiling water
1 1/2 oz peppermint schnapps
2 crushed vicodin

"After a long day on the slopes, I could really use a stiff swiss steamer."

"Caution: do no consume this Swiss Steamer while located in a sauna or spa"

"This swiss steamer really mellowed me out..."

by yummy yumyums December 10, 2009

Swiss Anal

Swiss anal is when a man puts his dick into the woman's belly button. This type of sex is called Swiss Anal as it was revealed in a survey that swiss women love it when men attack the woman's belly button, with their penis or their tongue. This type of sex is still considered penetration sex as the dick is penetrating into the belly button.

John: How should we do it first honey? Anal or Oral?
Miranda: Ohhh, I think we should we it swiss anal ;)
*John takes out his dick
*John shoves it into Miranda's belly button.*
Miranda: Ohh yeah.. that feels good, keep it going!

by ExpertOnEvrything69 September 2, 2018

Swiss Army Minority

This is the Golden Unicorn of token friends. Befriending this person make you immune to accusations of discrimination of all kinds.

The best example of this is the elderly black lesbian paraplegic that we shall dub Emma. She's the perfect token because she covers all bases. By befriending Emma you're no longer racist or sexist; nor do you discriminate towards age, ability/mobility, or sexual orientation.

Jack: Yo Willard....I heard you got sued for only hiring white people
Willard: yeah, people are foolish
Jack: Well what did you do?
Willard: I showed them a picture of our greeter, Emma
Jack: who is she?
Willard: Some old crusty wheelchair-bound nigger dyke I hired
Jack: Ah, a Swiss Army Minority
Willard: yeah, and she can cook greens like a motherfucker

by imthatawesome December 1, 2010

Swiss Banking

The act of depositing your Man Money in her Mouth Bank followed by the immediate locking of said money into her stomach vault.

I only believe in Swiss Banking, my man money is too valuable.

by swissbanker August 1, 2011

You're so Swiss!

Someone who refuses to make a decision or takes a long time to make a decision. Derived from Switzerland's infamous stance on remaining neutral on almost everything, including wars and other hot topics.

Make up your mind about what movie to see! I'm sick of this battle about who cares less. You're so Swiss! Pick something!

by bluishtear August 6, 2010