Jerk me swole

You want a girl the jerk you off buff or you say it when mad or when horny and even being funny.

When you want a girl to "Yes JERK ME SWOLE!" or when horny "I want to be jerked swole." or when mad " FUCKKKKKKK JUST JERK ME SWOLE!" and then finally when happy. "Jerk me swole hahahah!"

by AnuttaHandjob January 2, 2017

Swol

17th Century Dutch privateer (pirate ship) known as the Swol. It had 75+ guns and 200 crewmen. It traveled between New Netherland (New York) and Curacao as part of the Dutch West India Company.

Did you see the Swol today? That ship is mighty fierce-lookin',

by Vargov June 14, 2011

Swollen Snug

Swollen snug is best described as easy pussy. Synonyms include sluts, whores, chicken heads, etc.

Guys, we seriously need to get some swollen snug out here to party.

by Collodous August 2, 2009

get your swoll on

A common sexual gratification method used in the mainstream hip-hop community. To "get one's swoll on" is to paint around one's anus with dark red lipstick, making it resemble a vagina. The rapper will then visit a gynecologist and request a full vaginal exam, presenting his painted anus as the vagina. The sexual gratification is achieved later that day while masturbating and thinking about how the gynecologist was so easily duped. It is widely believed that this practice within the hip-hop community was started by T-Pain (Tushie-Pain). ORIGIN: the swollen condition of the anal opening after being prodded by the gloved hands and speculum of a seasoned gynecologist.

"shit just don't feel right but im gonna hold on
till the hole in my 44 long
im gonna hit the ob-gyn and get my swoll on
sometimes my head gone"
-drag on, "life is short (so you might as well get your swoll on as much as possible)"

by Kornel West January 9, 2011

Team Swoll

A team composed of all guys who sit around and pinch each others nipples until they become swollen.

Hey Dude pinch my nipples I wanna get on Team Swoll

by Mr.Take A Freaking Guess September 29, 2010

swole neck

A derogatory term for a muscular person. Generally used in reference to a person who has wronged you, but who could obviously kick your ass because he's so muscular.

That swole neck motha fucka borrowed $5 from me last month and hasn't paid me back.

by jean shorts June 23, 2010

Swole sesh

1. Workout session

After this big dinner, I'm gonna need a swole sesh!

by TheRealJD November 20, 2011