Swoggletron

A swoggletron is a guy who thinks he is better at something than everyone else when in reality he has just read some wikipedia articles and thinks they're an expert while actually being the worst choice for the job.

Person 1 "We need some help with landscaping, got any leads?" Person 2 "what about Phil?" Person 1 "No man Phil is a swoggletron." person 2 "Good point."

by GSudstememeboi June 16, 2018

Swoogled

To get finessed, in a way that you did not receive what you exchanged for in a manner that is so intelligent that you can not stop but admire the amount of work that had gone into it.

I bought this bag of chips but it turned out to be my grandma Margaret! Man I got swoogled so hard.

by T33m0 July 13, 2018

swolenado

A viscous unleashing of the powers of swole

I opened up a can of swolenado on them

by mj332 July 27, 2018

swolesesh

Getting together with your friends/gym mates and working out at the gym. The goal is to get swole! Usually followed by a large meal to supplement the gains made at the gym.

Friend: Hey what's the plan for tonight?
Friend2: Let's run a swolesesh
Friends: OK cool I'll round up the boys and we'll meet at the gym for 7.

by ASSAI BOWL RN January 12, 2019

swollen nip, condom rip

the rhyme that my retarded friend hern and me made up as young-lings. we then thought it was so clever that our parents needed to hear. then we "preformed" our phrase and were lectured for 2.5 hours.

"swollen nip, condom rip"
-6.5 year old me and hern

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019

Snogle padododdle

Snogle padododdle is the definition of a slong eating noodles when it’s pandemic

Dude: Yo my slong has been eating noodles like wtf
Doctor: Oh mine too it’s just the snogle padododdle season nothing weird

by Pseudonym can fuck off April 22, 2020

swole

when your muscles are big and defined

(bro 1: ) *flexes*
(bro 2: ) brooo, you're literally so swole!!
(bro 1: ) thanks bub ♡

by shaylee kreayze November 20, 2020