shaving your bacon

The act of shaving ones pubic hair along an outstretched penis' shaft with a fixed blade razor or knife. The act is usually performed while pulling the phallus away from your body ensuring the foreskin is taught as to prevent cutting from the razor blade. Shaved bacon is best performed poolside or at an area of comfort; such as inside a storage unit while being observed by other men.

Nick, stop shaving your bacon. The scabs are ridiculous.

by ZT14 July 27, 2016

Swating

Swating is the art of grasping information for a specific purpose such as an exam. Once purpose completed. The information is not easily recalled.

She is swating for her exam to receive an A+.

by Samuda December 6, 2019

phantom savings

Its the Amount of money you saved written at the bottom of a receipt, but when you ask for it they wont give it to you

Give me the $46.00 you just saved at the grocery store Dad. I cant son, that's not real money ,Its only "Phantom savings"

by Steven A Sayegh April 17, 2016

savings account

when a guy and girl are in a serious relationship.

Krystal opened a savings account with omar.

by tTL productions March 16, 2009

shaving the hole

when a man shaves his anal so that he does not have to deal with dingle berries

Ben Gibbs was caught shaving the hole. He claimed he did not know it was bleeding and that it was worth it.

by BennyGibbs December 9, 2008

swaning

deriving from the english word swan, what a swan does from time to time to pass the day.

Look at that swan swaning around.

by toby palooza krew November 9, 2010

saving silverman

When a man gets engaged causeing a tradic betrayal to his penis there for forcing his balls to pack up and leave.

Also known as (one pussy syndrome, lost left disease, boycotting balls sickness, and missing mangina disease)

Kumar had is saving silverman dinner with his broad on Monday night at the local Cluck U.

by Joey Bag of doughnuts June 30, 2007