Sargasmic Procrasturbation

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010

Shargo

Camo flavored cargo shorts.

Brett's shargos go really nice with his Bud Light tank top.

by 14 Employees August 3, 2019

Sargon of Akkad

A racist anti-semetic fatass who believes himself to be a quarter black because his grandfather was Mediterranean and became famous on youtube for making shitty response videos to feminists and sjws. When Sargon isn't trying to get the trademark for the term he coined(that term being liberalism) he is screaming about white niggers and richard spencer while masturbating to traps and feeding dinosaurs in ARK with his gypsy friend Vee. Sargon has a habbit of crying when people call him a cuck and will frequently try to shoot the insult back at whoever said it in spite of the fact that he literally is one because he raises a daughter who isn't his own and watches black men fuck his wife.

I can't believe I used to watch Sargon of Akkad's videos, that guy's a total cuck.

by Liberalist Trapnostatist May 13, 2018

snargled

very confused after something crazy just happened

After Jeff saw the panda suddenly explode, he was very snargled.

by purpleponie February 28, 2011

Arthur Scargill

golfing slang - a shot that is hit well but ends up in a very poor lie. Arthur Scargill was head of the National Union of Miners in the 1980's who lead a succession of strikes against Margaret Thatcher's handling of pit closures across the UK. It was a bitter struggle that the government eventually won.

Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result.

"unlucky you ended up in that bush mate, that was a bit of an Arthur Scargill"

by molby August 14, 2006

Scarggeld

The act of taking glory for yourself

Dude u just Scarggeld the whole bowl in one hit. i Scarggeld your mom last night on the couch. You got Scarggeld son!

by Justin Tompkins October 29, 2008

sargastic

of, pertaining to, or characterized by sargasm.

"I told my friend, i really appreciated the pic of the dead cat she sent me. I was really being sargastic!"

by bill b licious April 4, 2009