Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007

Spoon Swagging

Some stupid thing justin bieber made up in an attemp to be "funny" and "original"

Girl 1: Justin was spoonswagging at his concert yesterday!
Girl 2: What the hell is spoon swagging?
Girl 1: Oh, well he moves this spoon back and fowards and pretends to be eating from it so-
Girl 2: Ew. -walks away-

by StimulatedConversation December 23, 2010

Black Swaning

Verb. Masturbation, jizzing.
As seen in the movie Black Swan.

UHH! I'm so black swaning for Natalie Portman!

by ukulelesFTW February 25, 2011

swangin cunts

swangin cunts is a phrase used when describing how dupesly rad people are, and how much you love them, this is the highest form of praise in the entire universe.

"tom and sam are the most swangin cunts around!!"

by OG sam! May 3, 2007

swinging dicks

Males that travel in packs, all of which are (manwhores) male sluts. They all dress extremely well and wear designer aftershave lotions. Jeans are usually tight fitting,and show off their caboose. Sometimes other friends wonder if the swinging dicks are possibly bi-sexual, because the swinging dicks have no emotional ties to women. This could make it possible for the swinging dicks to take it up the ass.

"Look Lyn, there's Brian. It looks like those jeans could be a bit uncomfortable, and I can smell him all the way over here."
"Well Di, he is one of the swinging dicks. Hurry duck so he doesn't see us."

by Mrs. I February 19, 2006

Swangin

The motion of breasts when the woman is leaning forward and rocks her shoulders back and forth.

That girls tits were swangin, I couldn't take my eyes off them!

by Rocker612 December 8, 2018

swinging

the way you feel about someone , love basically, head over heels, from the song by mint condition, also the feelin you have when you actually make love with someone...and its how its supposed to be.., that story book type stuff

you send me swinging

by lilmama413 September 27, 2006