by josh n mike October 17, 2007
Get the superman dat hoe mug.Superman-ing a ho is when someone treats his lady with love, loyalty, dignity and respect, much like our man Clark does with Lois. Regardless of how long he may have been trapped in another dimension with the essentially greek goddess Wonder Woman (it was something like 1000 years), Kal-El just says "I'm sorry, but I love Lois."
That's how it's done!
That's how it's done!
Example of the widely misunderstood "superman a ho":
"Wow Grant, you're grandparents have been together for 80 years and she still holds his hand??"
"Absolutely, Geoff, he's been superman-ing that ho since they met."
"Wicked sick, let's go get snow cones."
"Wow Grant, you're grandparents have been together for 80 years and she still holds his hand??"
"Absolutely, Geoff, he's been superman-ing that ho since they met."
"Wicked sick, let's go get snow cones."
by XxxSexDooD69XxX April 18, 2009
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A great movie that should have made a lot more money and would have if not for that trendoid Pirates movie. It documented the return of Superman after a five year absence. He finds the world has moved on without him, including Lois Lane who now has a 5 year old. (hmmm...)
Great effects, great story and a few genuinely touching moments. Hated on by teenage twits who have no idea what a relationship is, as well as comic loyalists who can't stand to see anything but their own personal version of Superman on the screen. Said loyalists spend most of their time bitching about it on forums such as IMDb, and then cry afterwards while masturbating to their downloaded nude picture of Lois Lane.
As for the general masses going to Pirates instead, it's not a big surprise. Look at pop music, and then imagine it being superimposed onto the big screen. You get POTC: Dead Man's Chest.
Great effects, great story and a few genuinely touching moments. Hated on by teenage twits who have no idea what a relationship is, as well as comic loyalists who can't stand to see anything but their own personal version of Superman on the screen. Said loyalists spend most of their time bitching about it on forums such as IMDb, and then cry afterwards while masturbating to their downloaded nude picture of Lois Lane.
As for the general masses going to Pirates instead, it's not a big surprise. Look at pop music, and then imagine it being superimposed onto the big screen. You get POTC: Dead Man's Chest.
Superman Returns is the best movie I've seen all year.
Like, we were gonna see Superman Returns, but like instead we decided to go see Pirates so we can see Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp one more time...they're so hot! OMG, OMG!
Like, we were gonna see Superman Returns, but like instead we decided to go see Pirates so we can see Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp one more time...they're so hot! OMG, OMG!
by JVAN August 11, 2006
Get the Superman Returns mug.In Superman Returns, there wasn't much fighting at all, just that one scene where he was exposed to the kryptonite and then got the crap beat out of him by Lex Luthor's bodyguards! Hey Kevin Spacey, you lazy fuck, why didn't you fight him yourself, you big pussy?
by Some idiot who thinks you are gay, September 2, 2006
Get the superman returns mug.A basic Muay Thai technique (not a Mixed Martial Arts technique, as there's really no such thing.) Also known as the Cobra Punch or Kra-Dod Chok in Thai, it is effective when used properly after multiple thrown or feinted kicks to the opponents body or legs with the rear leg. The punch itself is thrown by faking a a straight kick with rear leg to drop the target's hands, then kicking it straight backwards to power through a straight rear punch. A good Superman Punch should strictly involve horizontal movement, no vertical movement or jumping as is commonly seen.
Georges St.- Pierre: I am not impressed with your performance!
Phil Nurse: Well, you still can't throw a Superman Punch worth dick.
Phil Nurse: Well, you still can't throw a Superman Punch worth dick.
by t_davis925 April 10, 2010
Get the Superman Punch mug.This is an action of witch two , either male on male or male on female, are haveing sexual intercorse via doggy style. upon climax the male doing the penetration withdrawls his said penis and ejaculates unto the partners buttox or back area. when the two said partners lie down on the sheets the sperm will infuse the sheets with the area of "wet" body. when the subject rises the sheet will be attached to the area of skin.and appear to be a "superman" cape
by Mel LeVeque April 25, 2008
Get the superman that hoe mug.A dick so majestic and perfect that it's actually terrify to view in its full glory. It is likely lethal due to superhuman strength. Also, quite flexible and easy to tuck into tight briefs for days on end.
"Did you hear? Angie and Todd finally got together last night. She said he has a legit superman dick."
by OliverOpal February 10, 2015
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