shpanflah

The word used to define an erection in front of mixed company.

I got a shpanflah when Caitlin flashed me

by ankleslapper May 9, 2011

spandhole

An asshole dressed in Spandex; typically seated on a bicycle, though spandholes represent many sports. Always male.

That spandhole just ran me off the sidewalk! or

Those spandholes think they own the road.

by webfrau July 15, 2011

Spandackular

The sexual act of pulling a woman's spandex over her head, and proceeding to engage in violent anal intercourse.

"AW yo holmes how was that anal sex last night?"

"It was SPANDACKULARR bro!"

by Michael Phelps SWED January 8, 2012

Spanderson

The act of spinning one's penis in a helicopter motion in the presence of other people. An act most often performed by Canadians.

"Dude what's wrong?"
"When I woke up this morning my roommate spandersoned me."

by D-Elf November 10, 2012

Spandaculous

Adjective; a word used to dominate conversations when describing the awesomeness of a person, place, thing, or emotion

"That booty is spandaculous"

"How are you feeling today?"
"...pretty spandaculous, yourself?"

by ohsnapitsscott February 25, 2015

shpanked

There are two possible meanings. The first meaning refers to getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you can no longer stand up straight. The second meaning refers to when somebody has wanked one out in a nearby outhouse.

Person 1: Dude, I'm so shpanked right now.
Person 2: Well no duh, you took a 6 minute keg stand!

Person 1: I feel so much better, I just released all of my sexual tension.
Person 2: How did you manage to do that?
Person 1: I just went and shpanked one out in that outhouse over there.

by The McClapski March 1, 2017

Sipano

A Swedish gamer.

Probably the greatest warrior on Mount & Blade : Warband.

Hey Sipano! I'm your biggest fan!

by Gamer323232 April 29, 2018