suburban thug life

Doing gangster shit on the front porch of your parents house

...that's located in a gated community.

That soccer mom is selling dime bags out of her min-van. Suburban thug life at it's finest.

by viv_xlauren February 12, 2018

suburban bobblehead

An attractive woman who has no purpose in life other than to service her husband . Usually they have died blond hair , and are married to a much older and less attractive man . They drive around in a huge SUV’s , dont work , cook or clean . They are found all over the United States in wealthy suburban communities. There heads bob up and down as they are giving head , which is the only thing that they are good at .

Look at that suburban bobblehead driving that massive SUV, she has no purpose in life other than to suck her husnabds Dick

by BigBuffarillaAss June 7, 2018

Suburban Fucktionary

a suburban fuck-tionary is a book about sex and fucking

Hey man did you read the new Suburban Fucktionary I learned how to fuck correctly!

by flamingofan123 May 5, 2019

Suburban Slalom

When you are driving on a narrower side street and have to keep weaving back and forth around parked cars.

There were so many cars parked along my street I had to do the Suburban Slalom to get home.

by denshanosenshi May 23, 2019

Suburban Dictionary

2-10 urban dictionary users that live in the same neighborhood

Oh cool so we live in suburban dictionary?

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Suburban Death

A death that involved no weapons or violence

My grandpa died a suburban death

by YuOfTheNight December 16, 2019

Suburban dictionary

The spinoff Nobody wanted that doesn’t exist.

You are wasting your time. Suburban dictionary doesn’t exist. Now go away.

by ThisSmoothCrīmįñæł? May 28, 2020