sock stampede

when you bang an ugly girl from behind and hide her gross fugly head by shoving it into the sock drawer, which causes the drawer to unlatch and dump socks everywhere

-hey dude, i didn't know you were doing laundry

-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.

by walcott August 20, 2008

curb stomped

When you get your ass beat into the curb.

Person 1: "Have you heard the shit Jessica is talking about you?"
Person 2: "Yeah, and when I see her again she's gonna get curb stomped!"

by 3decayingdeerlegs March 27, 2021

Calgary Stampede

The opposite of the Bucking Bronco, in which the male has his testicles bound, the female dons a strap-on and hops on the male, entering quickly - holding onto the bound nuts for dear life.

Good payback for women who have suffered the pain of the infamous bucking bronco .

"I pulled a Calgary Stampede on him last night. Stayed on a full 8 seconds, a new record!"

by Muffinzz September 9, 2011

Slumped

Term commonly used amongest the highest level of fuckboys. A term primarily used by a person to indicate that they have the mental capacity of a new born and/or have no reason to live other than to fuck people over.

Person#1: "Hey, I heard that guys a stupid fuckboy"

Person #2 : "Yea, he's most certainly a SLUMPEDBOY"

by Mr.TruAf January 7, 2016

Stomped

A usually extremely ugly person. Like ugly to the point that your face turns disgusted from looking at it.

" Damn yo. that is one stomped mutha*&$%@!"

or
Dave-" Would you tap that?"

Jayquan- " Hell naw. That girl is stomped like hell."

by The Chree March 30, 2007

Rubber Stamped

The act of pulling down ones pants and placing your asshole on the face of someone who is passed out and/or being held down.

"Damn, did you hear about John getting rubber stamped last night? It was fucking hilarious."

by Mike Follage April 15, 2008

Stomped

Fucked up, smacked, trashed, etc.

Bob: Yo dude I'm so stomped right now
Frank: Haha I know you had like 20 beers already

by Sir Ian Gibbions III December 6, 2015