Straddleships

Toilet/WC based game involing 2 people (intimate)
One person sits on the toilet whilst another person straddles them. The first person dumps his/her first ship (feces). The second person then has to try and target the first ship. If successful that person lets out the exclamation "You sank my straddleship!" The game continues until all ships are sunk or bad wind forces a stalemate.

"Me and the missus had a wicked game of straddleships last night... I was a little bit ill so it was more like napalm"

by p_levo April 8, 2009

Strider

50ft Monster/Enemy working for the Combine from Half-Life 2.

Walks on 3 opposable legs wielding a heavy machine gun and heavy laser.

1. Singular- Strider
2. Plural - Striders

Citizen - Watchout, there are Striders about!

by 2ndSoviet September 4, 2004

Strider

Stud That is probably going to be an assassin and whoop some but, get all the ladies, and wire radios.

Were all Saved, Here Comes Strider.

by Magic Man __ January 26, 2016

Straddle-whipped

the above definition is incorrect, because a one ryan abbott in fact gets more pussy than oliver himself, its just that no one knows about it

oliver this should be a hint that something is going on you dont know about

by rabbit February 6, 2005

side straddle hop

U.S. Army term for jumping jacks.

Drill Sergeant: You're going to do the side straddle hop until you puke.

by bumbleclot May 20, 2009

scridget

The plastic or wooden bar, used at the checkout counter to separate orders of groceries.

At the checkout counter, I put the scridget between my groceries and those of the person in front of me.

by Spud Matthews July 2, 2008

stids

Another word for STDs.

"Oh my god, she has the stids. Disgusting."
"That internal cumshot .gif with the guy, I swear he has some stids on his penis."

by Breanna Edwards January 27, 2008