Stretcho

A word used to describe someone who is profoundly stupid. A type of stupidity that is an insult to intelligence itself. Politically correct people would like you to be rude to someone in a less offensive way, perhaps by calling them dumb instead. This ignores the fact that dumb, idiot, and many other similar insults used today were all old-timey technical terms for retards. It also ignores the fact that any word used to describe someone of below average ability in any area is an insult to someone with average ability or higher in that area.

vehmic: That guy is such a Stretcho
Stretcho: True, I am profoundly stupid

by pseudonym_ps January 6, 2022

Stretch

West coast Florida slang for marijuana that originated in Sarasota high schools. Instead of "smoking" stretch it is either "burned down" or "tiki torched"

There's real stretch in this joint. The taste is great, the high is incredible.

by poopscadoopstrikesagain August 1, 2023

dinosaur stretch

When you stretch your arms (typically following slumber) and they form the shape similar to that of t-rex arms. Commonly followed by a large yawn

You must've had a good nap, you're doin the dinosaur stretch

by omgstopsayingsomeonehasmyname January 8, 2010

Ass strecher

A man with a huge chode that will shove it in your ass and make it impossible for another man to get in there

(Oh my ass hurts that man was such an ass strecher)

by Dick moncher March 12, 2017

drama stretch

While, in the middle of exercising (usually jogging), when one decides to suddenly start stretching to make a spectacle of themselves. This mostly occurs in crowded areas so that others are forced to watch, or in a severe case, dodge the stretcher if they happen to be blocking a sidewalk or trail. The drama stretcher will appear to be in some other world oblivious to onlookers, but they are quite aware of the attention.

I can’t believe how many drama stretchers are in this park. Does anyone actually do any running around here?

Damn, I almost hit that drama stretcher with my bike. Don’t these people look before they stretch and take up the whole trail.

by DC Derailleurs May 6, 2021

Give your face stretchmarks

The act of vigorously face fucking someone to the point they develop stretchmarks on their face.

If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna give your face stretchmarks

by Stranger definitions July 20, 2019

Y’all niggas finna stretch?

A term used by the elusive whitefish, nobody really knows what it means. On the contrary, does the elusive whitefish even exist?

The elusive whitefish: "y’all niggas finna stretch?"

Literally everyone: "bro what?"

by The Elusive Whitefish July 31, 2019