clevland steam roller

you very ferociously take a shit on a femals tits, then slowly slide your ass down on her chest where the shit is sitting, then you rub back and forth to rub the shit in... works as a wonderful moisterizer

fuck her then shit on her then rub it in with your ass!
clevland steam roller

by crustynraunchy January 4, 2008

Steam

A program or web service that gains a poor reputation for being released in a buggy or incomplete state, and which then gradually improves until becoming a powerful tool/platform but cannot lose the negative stigma.

e.g. Steam, Windows 9x, Warcraft 3 beta, Star Wars: Galaxies

Forget CZ, if we release now we'll get a good STEAMING from out customers.

by Varsity September 7, 2004

Steam Roller

A steam roller is achieved when you lay beside your partner and suddenly pass gas, at which point you quickly proceed to roll over them. The weight of your body during the roll, will cause your partner to clench and hold their breath. By the time you roll off the other side, your partner will gasp violently after holding their breath for so long, by which point your foul gas should be well dispersed in the air. If done correctly, your partner will have inhaled a good amount of your stink and be reeling in horror!

My girl was expecting a dutch oven so i hit her with a steam roller instead. She is no longer my girl....

by Tampa 2 January 5, 2013

Steam

The finest example of a commercialization of a popular game. Steam has only one main purpose and that's to fill Valves pockets. Steam takes away your freedom by forcing you to autoupdate annoying updates almost every week. Valve makes it impossible to add custom features, like skins or tools. Programmed by the noobs at Valve Corp.

Liberate Counter-Strike.

by mr.wierdguy May 21, 2004

Steam

A way of ruining games quickly and efficiently, without having to confront the people who play it.

A piece of shitware which forces you to connect to DDoS'ed servers.

An idea originally thought up by Hitler

Shit.

Holy Steam, it's happening again!!!!

by Blind Fate August 9, 2004

Steam Cleaner

the act of moving from one end of the room while digging your partners face into the carpet while giving her doggystyle sex with the intention of giving them a rug burn on their face.

I heard john gave stacey the steam cleaner the other day. you should see her she has the worst rug burn on her face.

by b.kravitz July 5, 2009

steam deck

When you take a shit on the top of the toilet seat lid.

Don't go in the bathroom, I just took a huge steam deck in there.

by Professor Brendt July 16, 2021