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stocks and socks

Wearing Birkenstock sandals and bulky wool socks
by TeraMenno April 25, 2016
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Stock Rape

Luring an intoxicated woman into signing up for a brokerage account with your referral link to result in your getting free money.
Dude : Yo did you really stock rape that chick last night?

Stockraper: Yeah! I got 4 free stocks on my WeBull account
by Wumbocumbo January 22, 2021
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stock transfer

When you fart into someone else's arse.
I performed a stock transfer with Matt last night, he took my fart in his arse.
by Rhife July 19, 2016
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stock box

Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.

Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.
How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?

“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”

Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks

Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”
by DIRTNAPP March 18, 2023
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russian stockings

torture method. to cover the victim's legs in tar and fiberglass.
You'd better give up the goods, Slim, or my associates will give you the old Russian stockings.
by meye lansky August 6, 2011
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Stocking Stuffer

When your fisting a girl and her pussy's so wide you can stuff it with two fists
i surprised her with a stocking stuffer and she finally got off
by Porkrhind December 21, 2016
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take stock in

definition fluxuates with the state of the economy. when the economy is up (note: not right now) it means to start a stable relationship; to have sex with someone with hopes of being with him/her for a while. when the economy is down (note: right now) it means a one-nite stand; having sex with someone with a no-return policy.
I was bored Saturday nite, so I took stock in that hottie Jacob.
by Lauren February 9, 2003
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