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Tin and Stock

A meal that is composed of various components found in your kitchen put together when substantial ingredients for a full cooked meal are absent. Such as canned sardines, various fruits, crusts of bread, bottled olives, cured meats, pâtés, vegetable purées, pickles vegetables, cheeses., or any leftovers. The meal is often served on a platter and is normally served for small social gatherings.
Ned didn't have much to offer his guest to eat, so he raided his pantry and offered them up some tin and stock.
by Salvador Speights May 24, 2008
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tin and stock

A meal that is composed of various components found in your kitchen put together when substantial ingredients for a full cooked meal are absent. Such as canned sardines, various fruits, crusts of bread, bottled olives, cured meats, pâtés, vegetable purées, pickles vegetables, cheeses., or any leftovers. The meal is often served on a platter and is normally served for small social gatherings.
He didn't have piss in his cabienet to slap up for a meal, so he raided his pantry and offered them up tin and stock.
by Salvador Speights May 25, 2008
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Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.
Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019
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German stock exchange

An exchange of feces, usually between two homosexual males, taking place from one anus to the other's. Best done with a special "German Stock Exchange" chair which straps one particpant into an upside-down seated position with a hole cut out of the seat upon which the first "broker" sits over to trade his "stock" through.
My anus is all loose and ready now Hans, how about some day trading on the German Stock Exchange?
by Scottt M. James January 16, 2008
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full stock

A full stock is a fully erect penis. Therefore making a half stock, a half erected penis.
She gave me a Full Stock!
by globalman May 7, 2008
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Lock, Stock, and Cock Block

1.(males)When someone goes above and beyond the call of duty to do a cock block. This usually involves a second or third party to really make it extra awkward. This is, in particular just some guy trying to be a prick.
2.(females) Having to be an uber bitch just to get some guy to leave you alone.
Line at the movies. Male and female are dressed up and obviously on a date. Some dickhead is going on and on about how the girl is too pretty for the guy. He proposes to his friend that they kick the guy's ass because he's not good-looking enough for her; Lock, Stock, and Cock Block.
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!
by MadamexXx March 2, 2009
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Frankfurt Stock Exchange

The Frankfurt Stock Exchange (www.frankfurtstockexchange.de), operated by Deutsche Börse, was founded over 400 years ago and is home to public companies from over sixty (60) countries, with North American companies representing approximately 40% of the stocks listed (including over 3,000 U.S. Companies). The Frankfurt Stock Exchange is the world's third largest trading exchange, ranking only behind the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) and NASDAQ.
Many U.S. companies are choosing to go public on the Frankfurt Stock Exchange to avoid the Sarbanes-Oxley requirements.
by call me simpleton May 9, 2010
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