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United States of America

Most powerful country in the world, and home to the strongest military force to ever walk the Earth, started by a group of rebels. Almost everyone in the world hates the United States, thinking that Americans are ignorant pricks who don't know the first thing about even their neighboring states, and hate people that are not Christians of European decent. although those people only make up a *very* small percentage of the American population. In fact, we Americans tend to hate people like that, because they make the world believe that we are all like that. These people mostly reside in Alabama.

Yes, we do have a lot of problems(like our economy), but nothing is completely perfect. This goes for countries, as well as people. People that hate on America seem to exploit the imperfections, which is easy to do. It would help to do research and find out if the negatives in our community that are so often exploited truly outweigh the positives, like everyone thinks.
by CimeraxZZ January 10, 2011
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United States of America

The world's wealthiest nation. A great democracy within its borders and a vicious dictatorship abroad.
Person 1: Isn't the United States of America the greatest nation in the world?

Person 2: ...

Person 3: He doesn't know his green card status yet.
by The_Whole_Truth July 28, 2011
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Red States

States full of people who voted for G.W. Bush (a.k.a. the first herald of the apocalypse). The majority of people in these states have forgotten that this country was founded on the separation of CHURCH AND STATE and put a coked up jesus freak in office because "he prays" and he talks about jesus alot.
Fuckin red states, you know hes going to bring on the apocolyspe!
by The Dark Lord of Bass October 12, 2005
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Square states

Any and all of the states of the U.S. that resemble a square or rectangle more than any other shape. Square states are known to be more conservative, rural and Republican than non-square states.
Those ignorant Bible thumpers need to leave our city and go back to the square states where they belong.
by ddvdd October 12, 2008
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stite

Another word for shit, poop, ass candy, excrements, stool, etc.
"Jameson took a vicious stite"
by Trevern and Will July 24, 2006
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The United States Naval Academy

Formost school of naval knowledege and practice in the world. produces both sailors and marines that kick ass and take names.
That marine L.T that shows Marines are the best came from The United States Naval Academy
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Red states

The states that voted in George W Bush. Sine those states are full of fucking morons, it has become a saying.

When somebody does something incredible stupid they are refered to as a red state.

(Isn't it funny how the two states that were effected by 9/11, NY and Washington, voted in Kerry?)
You drank a can of paint? What's wrong with you, you fucking red state!!?
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