Dirty Stew

When male ejaculate mixed with female feces and creates the forbidden "stew"

oh nah he just drank the dirty stew

by somedudenamedbob March 10, 2022

Kosovo stew

The Kosovo stew is a house party operation where friends gather in the bathroom and use a random bowl found in the bathroom or anywhere else in the house and defect and pee inside of it. The stew will be left somewhere in the bathroom until someone else finds it and reports the incidence

Dude last night some people pulled a Kosovo stew in my bathroom…

Bro why does it smell like a Kosovo stew in here?

Don’t invite them, they look like trouble, I wouldn’t be surprised if they pull a Kosovo stew at your party

by Bolodogolovski April 21, 2022

Martha Stewart prison

It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.

Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"

Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."

by Suckmytoes_77 March 13, 2023

Texas Cowboy Stew

To defecate and ejaculate in the mouth a female and stir said concoction around with the tip of an erect phallus.

Dan:"Hey, John did you hear I gave Kim the Texas Cowboy Stew yesterday?"
John:" Did you stir thoroughly and let it simmer?"
Dan:"Of course, it settled to perfection."

by JJ The Jetplane April 6, 2014

Swear on the stew

Swearing on the stew is a term that is to tell the truth, kind of like "No Cap" . This was made popular by the youtubers Miniminter, Zerkaa, Vikkstar, and Ricegum. To swear on the stew you put up right hand and make your palm face forward, then you make a fist with your left hand and say "I swear in the stew" as you move your left hand left to right.

Zerkaa: swear on the stew if your telling the truth

Miniminter:"I swear on the stew"

by GabeCorrigan69 October 21, 2019

Tony Stewart

To run someone over.

I Was playing GTA and I Tony Stewart -ed a whole crowd of people

by pbny August 11, 2014

Cole Steber

The person who is always automatically blamed for everything, whether you know a guy named that or not.

teacher- "why did you throw meatloaf at that old lady?"
you- "it was Cole Steber"

by kentuckypimp May 6, 2005