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Steaming Keyboard

The act of boiling your computer keyboard and slowly inserting it into your anal prolapse for maximum pleasure, boil the keyboard in Motor Oil
Jeff - Last night i Gave Elliott's Moms A Steaming Keyboard !
Jack - Nice Brother
by Get It Right Carl January 8, 2015
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Steamed Rice

In Korean, "steamed rice" is slang for "Newbie". It evolves into the sentence "You are my steamed rice", which simply means "I own you". Popular during Starcraft ceremonies when the winner throws a bowl of steamed rice towards the direction of the loser of the match(s).
by CrazedOrient January 13, 2009
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steaming the broccoli

A phrase commonly used by black people, to refer to smoking marijuana
Yo Doug, we steaming the broccoli later tonight?
by Fredward503 June 28, 2009
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Crackin' Steam

The art of passing wind through ones rectum/anal cavity in the cold. Thus making a steamy fart.
Dude i'm so fucking cold

Yeah i know, if i fart right now i think i might end up Crackin' Steam.
by Coonschoolbus March 20, 2010
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steam tunnels

Underground tunnels made to deliver heat (in the form of steam) from a central heating plant to multiple buildings. Commonly found on college campuses. Often retrofitted with wires to deliver electricity or telecommunications. Sometimes used by students or other adventurers for recreational purposes, see urban exploration.
We found an open hatch that led into the steam tunnels, and spent a few hours exploring the campus from underground.
by Professor Slats November 1, 2008
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steamed nog

I built my house with a sauna in it so I could enjoy a steamed nog at home.
by hoho_holidays November 30, 2016
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steam angel

When your buddy drops trow outside during the cold winter months, presses his butt cheeks against the door window and farts. The creation is called a Steam Angel.
My buddy Jake was outside smoking and tapped on the window. When I turned around, all I saw was his bare ass as he farted and the window frosted over with his steam angel.
by Slatz1nick December 16, 2016
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