Statey

Common slang term for State Police.

Gettin' pulled over by a statey is bad enough, but you're screwed if it's a short woman statey with something to prove.

by TerminalSaint April 10, 2004

Dixie State University

Utah's party school. Seriously about the only thing it's known for.

Dixie State University is a small school located in St. George Utah and founded in 1911. Formerly known as Dixie State College. Dixie's mascot is "Big D" which is kind of awesome. Kids go there to 'escape' Utah but still be in Utah. Many mormon freshmen will have their first sip of alcohol while attending Dixie. It's conveniently close to Las Vegas and California and is insanely hot in the summer. A genuinely great school with administration and professors that don't totally suck. Surrounded by beautiful Utah scenery and home to lots of outdoor activities. Like drinking. Lots and lots of drinking.

I heard the business program there is actually pretty good but I can't remember because I was way too drunk.

"Dude you're going to Dixie State University??"
"Yeah I really love it's location, curriculum, and affordability!"
"No, you just wanted to drink way too much and pretend you're still in high school"
"Yeah, you're right..."

by Dixieloverbigd October 16, 2013

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.

Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

by TRK, Author April 25, 2008

state twerper

Any state trooper thats an asshole.

Watch your speed on the highway or a fucking state twerper might get you.

by jpg3 August 14, 2011

State Fair Syndrome

A couple who you usually see at the State Fair where the dude is really crappy and is wearing a beater, while the chick is gorgeous and is out of the guy's league

Tony: Damn, that chick is fiiiine, too bad she's with that douche bag

Brandon: I know, that's so State Fair Syndrome

or

Britney Spears and K-Fed

by egge0133 June 19, 2007

Stabenism

Literally: "Treat others and expect to be treated in return."

A cycle, a revolution. An orbit of treating people. Once you treat another, it will be coming back to you.

"I treated my friend earlier this week, so this weekend I got an unexpected treat when i didn't even expect it. Classic case of Stabenism right there."

by Maxwell Stabens May 4, 2009

take state

To succeed in the pursuit of intercourse.

John took that skank out to his truck; he's going to take state for sure.

by John Ringo March 25, 2007