staple gun

i shot my cat with one of these before...then i shot my rooster and it went BUCC-BUCCC-BUCCAC!!!!! really really loud

EDDIE DESERVES TO BE SHOT NEXT...it shall go through his hand ... see EDDIE

by eddie_wants_it_up_his_anus March 7, 2005

Stapler

Referring to a black person "porch monkey".
Most staplers are black in general. Also can be know as: Stape; or Baby Stape for younger blacks.

Black person: "Ay yo waddup gangsta."
White person: "Damn staplers are taking over the city."

by blameitonmymom July 9, 2009

Staplemeltershape

The process of melting a plastic cutout (of your favorite shape) to your loved ones rectum hole, then pull out the inner rectum tissue and staple it to the shape so it stays in place. Now your partner can shit out your favorite dessets.

Mike Schmitt gave a staplemeltershape in a star shape to Pete M.

by Dvoyak Squared October 24, 2003

Stapled

To be extremely excited for an upcoming event or activity.

Dude, I'm so stapled for that concert on Friday night!
stoked

pumped

by beeeeepbooooop14564 June 21, 2011

Buffalo Stapler

When a man cums on the back of a girls neck then take off the pillow case and stick it to her neck.

I totally gave my bitch a buffalo stapler last night!

by Mitch McKay May 3, 2008

staplesnatch

of, or pertaining to, a woman who's father will not allow her to participate in the act of sexual intercourse until she is married

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!Look at that woman in the corner!!! she cant have any fun cause shes a STAPLESNATCH!!?!

by penguineatingrobot June 30, 2006

Stapleton

A particularly small chode

Eoghan: Well, how's it goin?

Tom: Get away from me with that Stapleton chode!

by PeetrMurfee May 6, 2014