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Spaceface Stalker

n. a person (usually female) that creates a Facebook/and or Myspace account, simply for the ability to stalk X-partners
Dude A, "That chick I dumped 2 weeks ago made a myspace account so she could see what I've been doing"

Dude B, "Spaceface Stalker's are bad news"
by DudeA March 24, 2009
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Colonel Sandurz: How about you two? Found anything yet?
Black Gaurd: We ain't found shit!


Colonel Sandurz: It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!


Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.


Ludicrous speed, GO!


Dark Helmet: Out of order? FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!


President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!


Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because "good is dumb."


Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?


Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Maj. Asshole: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how?
Everyone: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!


Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.


Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet?


Dark Helm.: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helm.: What hapened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helm.: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helm.: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helm.: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helm.: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helm.: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helm.: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helm.: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.


Dark Helm.: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
Dark Helm.: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
Dark Helm.: Good!


Guard: What the hell are you doing?
Lone Star: The Vulcan neck pinch?


Dark Helm.: Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!"
We will see eachother again in Spaceballs Two: The Search for More Money.
by Zack H. (pro TDer) March 27, 2005
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spaced

verb: to space. The act of forgetting or losing total concentration due to a lack of HRAM or drug induced semi-consciousness.
"Dude, I totally spaced. I couldn't tell you where I've been since you started talking."
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personal space

Roughly defined as a one foot radius around a person. It can only be entered by close friends, family members, significant others, etc. You know when you're in a person's personal space. You can sense it!
Whoa, man! Personal space! Arm's length, bucko!
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Spacecow

n.
A species of bovine well suited to the hostile environs of the vacuum of space. (see: Hey Diddle Diddle, Futurama)
While flying their spaceship, Fry heard a thud. "Oh no!" Fry exclaimed. "I think we hit a space cow!"
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Stacey

The correct way to spell Stacy.
Stacey sounds better with an e.
by StaceyTAwesome February 23, 2009
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brooke stacey

a total hottie who is practically besties with noah schnapp
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