Squeeze-ripe

When you think the fruit or vegetable you're buying is ripe, but it only feels that way because other people have been squeezing it.

I ended up throwing out the mango I bought. I thought it would taste good, but it was only squeeze-ripe.

by AndreaMcN July 12, 2018

Peepee-squeeze

Squeezing or compacting of the male genitalia; another name for stupid and/or retard

Hey Garrett,you are a little peepee-squeeze for not getting one hundred percent on the math quiz

by Kenneth Cuntwell April 1, 2010

woolen squeeze

When a girl with a set of sweater cows gives you a big hug and you kind of get trapped between them.

Christina Hendricks was wearing a delightful cable knit Nordic sweater, and gave me a woolen squeeze that I'll never forget.

by codo17 September 30, 2011

squeezing a creamer

Rubbing one out,masturbating

I went to the bathroom and started "squeezing a creamer"

by All the good ones are taken October 28, 2014

Heart Squeeze

When someone makes you uwu to the point you start screeching loudly in love

I just had the biggest heart squeeze when she replied uwu back to my uwu

by Giraffes Neck September 30, 2019

between the squeeze

The act of sitting on someone’s lap and pooping between their legs while they are also pooping.

Things got real hot between the squeeze after those jalapeño poppers.

by kungfumelissa November 18, 2017

Ripple Squeeze

When a girl farts while preforming anal sex.

She just gave me a ripple squeeze, it was nasty...
Felt good though!

by InsideNig January 22, 2011