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Splatterhorn

The act of draining ones vaginal discharge into the bell of a trumpet, whilst one continues to play thus trumpet using ones buttocks to produce enough air pressure to continue on spraying his or partner(s) in the face.
The buds and I were splatterhorning last night!
by Duncan McClure May 23, 2009
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Mind Over Splatter

A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.
Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.

Tim: Mind over Splatter?

Mike: You know it.
by Steve the Angry Patriot June 24, 2009
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spatter effect

The unpleasant ricocheting of piss that often results from peeing in a urinal.
"Dude why are my pants all damp around my knees?"
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."
by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009
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splatte

The puddle left when someone dumps out their cold coffee drink, usually in a parking lot or next to gas pump where the next person will step into it.
I was wearing my Louboutins when I stepped right in a splatte!
by Nixxi Knox January 10, 2010
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Splattitude

The phenomenon of not just falling FLAT on your face, but SPLAT, especially when you think what you were saying was being said with a lot of attitude.
He is suffering from a bad case of Splattitude..
by Ford BLET February 21, 2011
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splatter dragon

The remnants of a big, gross toiletbowl blowout. When someone deficates in the toilet with such velocity that feces is blown all over the sides and underneath the seat.
Man after eating all of that spoiled seafood, that dude ran in there and shook the walls with an explosive, gross splatter dragon! I would hate to be the janiter on that one!
by johnnyc692011 December 12, 2011
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Spattish

When you laugh to much that you have to breath but you can't stop, so you start "silence-laughter". Usually people suffering Spattish turn red and fall in the floor.
Clara had an spattish after eating a cupcake. Then we discovered that the sugar fo the icing was someting different.
by BOB in 3 letter people world November 28, 2013
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