spongebob squarepants

absorbing, yellow, squared, and porous. Extremly funny. He lives in bikini bottom in a pineapple under the sae together with his pet snail Gary. He isnt very bright, but together with his best friend patrick he actually seems pretty clever. He works for mr krabs by making krabby patty burgers. His neighbour work compadre squidward hates spongebob. plankton and sandy also lives in bikini bottom.

I have a bed linnen with patrick and spongebob! i also have a t shirt and 4 plastic figures of patrick, mr krabs, suidward, and spongebob himself:).. and the ps2 game offcourse..

The guys who doesnt like this show is totally clogged and doesnt have a sence of humor at all...go screw urself..

spongebob: wanna go jelly fishing patrick?
Patrick: uh, no i cant, im planning to eat a patty burger today.
Spongebob: aaw barnacles!

by wizkey January 11, 2005

Sponge Raft

When a man urinates profusely on the womans couch and proceeds to throw her down and rail her on said couch.

The other day Kirby sponge rafted princess peach on her royal couch until she was glazed in piss.

by Machine Gun Doobie January 21, 2013

Chinese Spongebob

Online video that depicts a "what-if" situation in the Spongebob Squarepants universe if Bikini Bottom happened to be situated in the People's Republic of China.

Here is a link to said video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxymwN7nYQQ

Man 1: Yo, you watch any good youtube vids recently?

Man 2: Yeah, I saw Chinese Spongebob.

Man 1: I've seen that one before too! Hirarious rubber dog poop! Good stuff...

by T-Dawg of the Funk March 18, 2009

Bullet Sponge

N. (1)Another term for a member of the armed forces that are placed in a great deal of fire fights, wherein there's a large possibility of getting shot.(2)The frontlines of an army during the early battles revolutionary war.(I.E. Before the de4scion stop using straightline formations by the United States, in favor of tatics reminscient of jungle warfare)

1)My brother recently joined the marines, he'll make a great bullet sponge.

2)The straightline formations of the redcoats during the revolutionary war made them essentially bullet sponges.

by Sonic Youth August 25, 2005

cum sponge

A female who enjoys being ejaculated upon, usually in the facial region.

"Christy is such a cum sponge, she got mad when I came inside her"

by Ron T March 29, 2003

Spongebob

Funniest cartoon character in years! He's naive yet shows signs of intelligence which his friend Patrick Star lacks. Also works for Mr. Krabs at the Krusty Krab making Krabbie Patties!

Spongebob gives neighbor Squidward many headaches!

by Thrymm October 27, 2004

Spongebob Squarepants

A show on Nickolodeon about a chipper sea sponge who lives in bikinni bottom. he has friends who help him cause havoc and chaos.

Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star are best friends!

by Stephaniexoxo16 March 22, 2009