Place a large dip of chew in your mouth right before plowing your cousin from behind. When you're about to blow spit your chaw on her back and tell her you came. When she turns around laser her in her lazy eye with a hot stream of semen then smack her in the opposite direction of her lazy eye. Fixing her lazy eye permanently.
Cletus "Hey Leeroy didnt you're wife used to have a lazy eye?"
Leeroy "She did until I gave her Alabama Lasik Surgery"
Cletus "Damn cousin, I appreciate you taking suck good care of my sister"
Leeroy "She did until I gave her Alabama Lasik Surgery"
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A good example of a Malaphor (where two idioms combine to make a confusing saying that doesnt sound quite right)
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Person1: "I can't believe you don't understand this. It's not rocket surgery!"
Person2: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
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