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Alabama Lasik Surgery

Place a large dip of chew in your mouth right before plowing your cousin from behind. When you're about to blow spit your chaw on her back and tell her you came. When she turns around laser her in her lazy eye with a hot stream of semen then smack her in the opposite direction of her lazy eye. Fixing her lazy eye permanently.
Cletus "Hey Leeroy didnt you're wife used to have a lazy eye?"
Leeroy "She did until I gave her Alabama Lasik Surgery"
Cletus "Damn cousin, I appreciate you taking suck good care of my sister"
by Cave man101 December 12, 2019
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They Did Surgery On A Grape

Meme started by Hailey.Wisch in the group “crop your screenshots you godless heathen”

Exists to be obnoxious, the inside joke of many FaceBook groups.
Stephanie: Hey what’s up with the grape surgery?

Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape
Stephanie: Yeah but why do I keep seeing it everywhere?

Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape
by BootyOverlord67 November 26, 2018
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by jenniferlevine April 8, 2009
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Surgery on a grape

When someone does surgery on a grape
Oh no! We have to do surgery on a grape!
by IdidSurgeryOnAGrape November 23, 2018
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it's not rocket surgery

When you think that something is simple and very easy to understand but you're not very competent as a human yourself at the moment.

A good example of a Malaphor (where two idioms combine to make a confusing saying that doesnt sound quite right)
Person1: "I can't believe you don't understand this. It's not rocket surgery!"

Person2: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
by gayyyyyyyysex November 11, 2017
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Splurge

Something that Hunter does every night.
Hunter told Josh and I that he splurges everynight. He wishes that some girl will someday do it for him.
by Queen Bee March 31, 2003
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splurge

To get bursted on by another person.
by hizu June 24, 2007
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