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spork

the greatest eating utenisil known to man
you can eat soup and steak with a spork. W00T
by Madchal July 18, 2003
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spork

combenation of the spoon and the fork.
any one with a spork has great power and can comand everyone to do they want.
the colection also includes the spife and the nork neather as powerful as the spork.
the most powerful spork isnt a canteen plastic but covered in gold and silver it is so powerful it has to be handled with the oven glove of hope.
"shit that kid has a spork"
"run away"
"bow down to the almighty spork, do as i comand"
by the ? February 10, 2007
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Spork Conspiracy

The ever-powerful consipracy led by none other than Cami, the prestigious zombie ninja-fairy.
This Conspiracy lasted for a total of 3 years, containing 8 members total, they had about 20 departments in their army, with about 100 sub-ordinates in each. (Each department was a different species. Some of the departments were even make up of inanimate objects.)
Yes, they could have taken over the universe. Alas, the evil foot gnomes stopped them, with their evil foot gnome ways.
The Spork Conspiracy, with their universe-conquering dream destroyed, broke up and began their own individual plotting against the foot-gnomes.
If the foot gnomes weren't such assholes, The Spork Conspiracy would've been ruling the universe by now!
by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 18, 2007
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Splorkify

To make needlessly pedantic for shits and giggles.
He really splorkified the issue by making a literal dictionary entry to prove a point.

Some guy is going to splorkify this by commenting on the previous example.
by Pawsleight October 31, 2018
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Splorgathed

An addiction that you have a handle on so it doesn't mess up your life
Joe was splorgathed to adderall for a while, but he quit before it because a hardcore addiction and fucked up his life.

Mark started out splorgathed to meth, but now he's such a tweaker.

It seems like everyone in America is splorgathed to caffeine.
by Cpt. Swashbucklemonkey October 11, 2009
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splookah

A hookah filled with 1 part tobacco and 1 part marijuana.
"Hey, tonight lets go to your place and splookah your hookah."
by Splookah Steve November 29, 2011
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SporkCenter

The art of sporking while watching Sport Center repeatedly
Today we spent all day in a snuggie enjoying some sporkcenter
by Ufia70 February 14, 2012
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