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slooting

The act of chasing cooter online using sites such as plentyoffish or adultfriendfinder.
"hey terry, what you still doing on the laptop" ... "Hux, I am slooting"

Downesy was nervous at the thought of meeting a girl who he made initial contact with by slooting
by terrybuffant January 17, 2010
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spooning

where a man (usually a very tall man) with the use of a verybig spoon churns milk to make cheese.
francise was spooning cheese last summer
by Brof Brofferson March 3, 2009
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Spooning the Tuna

To spoon one's tuna is to fist one's vagina.
Dave: Do you like spooning the tuna.
Greg: I like spooning your mum's tuna.
by Mister Shaun June 21, 2008
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Spooning

When you have a spoon to pleasure someone by inserting it in to their anal cavity and removing any substances within, then proceeding to feed it to them (sometimes with force). This can also be used to clean out any rectal clots or clumps, before anal sex (though the feeding still takes place).
Dude! i got caught spooning that girl right after i forked her!
Whats forking?
you do NOT wanna know...

Hey wanna have anal sex?
Sure let me get my spoon.
by Ryedawg25@CelticS May 28, 2011
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spooning

putting a spoon in someones pocket while they are not looking. if the victom doesnt catch you, you have successfully spooned the person. if the victom does catch you, you loose you spoon.
spooner:*puts spoon in victom pocket*
victom:*doesnt notice*
random kid: dude uve just been spooned
victom: shit
SUCCESSFUL SPOONING!!!
spooner: *puts spoon in victoms pocket*
victom: *turns around and grabs spoon*
spooner: damnit
UNSUCCESSFUL SPOONING!! SRY
by computerfreak May 28, 2007
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spooning

Penis is against ass..and you lay like spoons in a box yo.
Some fag used to yell "WANNA SPOON?" to me all the time at recess. Goodbye. Im not spooning!
by Mecca January 10, 2006
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Spooning

The act of one person shoving a spoon up the other person's arse. This is preferable to a similar practice called forking.
Uncle Pete was only in prison one day before he had a good spooning.
by Ike&Tina October 20, 2009
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