Splinkledink

Is the feeling when you’re so disappointed, that you can’t even be disappointed anymore.

I'm having such a splinkledink moment right now, ever since my wife fucked Jerome. I thought she really loved me. God I'm disappointed.

by idiotmonkeyman May 15, 2022

Splinky

Splinky is the magic partner of Prince the wonder dog. Often found solving mysteries and chilling in the Zen garden.

Life is always better when you have splinky as your partner.

by The Sweet Dragon July 28, 2022

Splinkus

An catch all insult on the same level of offence as cunt.

Oh my god shut up you are such a splinkus!

by Babble fish November 7, 2022

Shploinky

When a song or any instrument sound so funky you’ll bop hard as fuck to it.

It’s Shploinky..

Guy: listen to my new bass amp I just got

* proceeds to play something groovy as fuck *

Drunk Guy: That shit sounds Shploinky as fuck!

Guy:wtf?

by DrunkMusicNerd December 13, 2022

Sploiky

A compressed creature may be described as sploiky

Person 1: I put a hampster in a hydraulic press its sploiky now :)

Person 2: I dont want to be friends with you anymore

by Trunko December 21, 2022

Sploinging

The act of giving someone head.

Peter: I personally I think my sploinging is pretty good.
Thom: Nah, my sploinging is emaculate.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

speloinking

A term that combines spelunking and boinking. It means anal sex, and it tends to anger your partner when referring to it in this manner.

Hey babe, ready to go speloinking tonight?

by GrimBalthazaar December 26, 2022