Sploink

To tug

I sploink that gloop it then a splurg get doinked

by EpicGamingTimeBabe November 21, 2020

Splooge

The thirst quencher discovered by Hector Zeroni in the Disney movie Holes.

Try some of this. It will really quench your thirst. I call it Splooge.

by mandingoe July 17, 2003

splooge mop boy

person who mops floors in 25 cent peep shows.

my teacher should have been a splooge mopper.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

sploinburger

A word used when an expletive is deemed too harsh and you need a quick escape word to help you out. It's a substitue word.

"You are such a sploinburger"

by Neil Mahoney August 27, 2007

Splooge Rag

A rag used for cleaning splooge off of oneself. Sometimes guys may splooge directly into the splooge rag to make clean up easier.

I keep my splooge rag under my bed so it's always there when I need to clean splooge off myself.

by Happy Harry Hairless January 21, 2009

salooning

when you have a party and wake up to a living room floor of debris

"Oh we were salooning hard last night look at this mess!"
"Hey Pat watch those chips you are salooning all over the place!"

by jellis.e July 13, 2017

splooge

when a man ejaculates with excessive facial expression

Keith: I'm gonna ,i'm gonna..... SPLOOOOOOOOOOOGE!
Sarah: Bro wtf why u splooge in me now i gon have a bebe

by 🤶🏿 June 10, 2018