split the pot

Verb. To divide something among two or more people, usually money, prizes, or goods. It's assumed each person will get an equal cut (50/50). In a lottery, for example, the winnings would have to be divided equally according to the number of winning tickets. But in other scenarios, people might agree to 60/40, 70/30, 80/20, etc.

When two or more people are working together - such as in a band (legit), for personal fundraising (legit), on a confidence scam (not legit), robbing a bank (not legit) or other criminal activity (anything not legit) - each person involved expects to get an equal cut of the take (money, profits, drugs, winnings, stolen merchandise, etc). But there's always a chance someone will get greedy and try to take more than his or her fair share or re-negotiate the split once the goods are in his or her hands. So agreeing to "split the pot" can be risky business.

"There's no honor among thieves."
"Hey now, just because I suggested we split the pot doesn't mean I'm gonna try to cheat you outta your cut when the deal is done. We're partners on this - fifty fifty!"

"Thanks for agreeing to work tonight! If you need anything, just ask Brian, behind the bar. And remember to split the pot with him at the end of your shift."

by criticalmass August 2, 2012

Split the Bedsheets

When you fart/crap so horribly, that you split your bedsheets right down the middle

"Dude, have you seen inside Gavin's room?"

"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"

fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,

by MormonZephyr October 25, 2012

split drizzle

The weak multi-stream male piss that follows sex or more commonly masturbation.

Man, my split drizzle got everywhere but inside the toilet.

by ABPosey October 18, 2013

split ham

Casual sex.

On Tinder profile: Swipe left if you want to split ham.

by LongShelfLife August 18, 2018

Split the atom

Those tiny little highly concentrated farts will just pop O in a second but are so concentrated and odiferous that will clear out an entire auditorium

Bob split the atom in class the other day everyone jumped over tables and chairs running out of the classroom

by Atlpitbull September 13, 2018

Split-level bungalow

An easy prank or practical joke to play on estate agents, especially if they are a n00bs, a bit of a spacca or just tired.

Split-level is an estate agent term for having two floors, usually in an appartment. A bungalow has just the one floor. Most estate agents will not be able to put this together.

Caller: Hi, is that "(insert name here) Estate Agent"?

Estate Agent: Erm... yeah?

Caller: Great. Do you have any split-level bungalows?

Estate Agent: Oh, umm, I don't know, I'd better ask my manager.

by Slim_Jim February 27, 2009

split-streaming

When a guy's piss splits into two separate streams when going to the restroom due to consistantly excessive masturbation.

"Shit man I may be jerking it off too much." "Oh? How so?" Dude I've started split-streaming when going to the bathroom." Nah dude you cool, just don't do it for a couple days and you'll be fine!"

by G_O July 9, 2017