Sperm Vampire 

One who sucks cocks and swallows the pure energy or semen. A true Sperm Vampire does this deed to stay alive, kinda like a ho-bag.

Bill: Did you know Jamsession is a sperm vampire?
Fred: No way! How can you tell?
Bill: The cumstache that he is always sportin.

Sperm Vampire by The Jewgle and Mr. Forbes August 24, 2009

sperm recepticle

slut,whore

That girl is a walking sperm recepticle.

sperm recepticle by unknown November 17, 2002

sperm sponge 

A woman who seems to have a tendancy to soak up semen from all directions with no obvious limitation.

stop pestering, ive shagged you 15 times already and its nearly time for breakfast.. Go make me a full english you fucking sperm sponge..

sperm sponge by Drex Johnson November 3, 2008

sperm tail

To smack between someone's legs repeatedly very fast, moving quickly like a sperm tail.

I was walking up the steps when all of a sudden, someone sperm tailed me from behind and I almost fell over.

sperm tail by killerqueen33 December 9, 2008

Sperm Waster

A girl who doesn't hook up with you and in turn causes a male to masturbate instead.

Taitma is a sperm waster, she wouldn't put out with Artemis so Artemis was forced to jerk off.

Sperm Waster by Chimney Sweep 900 May 23, 2010

Sperm stealer 

Women who tells a man she is on birth control or cannot have babies and then whines up pregnant.

After our first child my wife told me she couldn't get pregnant 11 years later when i was asking for a divorce she magically got pregnant. Well too bad for her I left anyway now looking to see if I can sue her for lying and being a sperm stealer.

Sperm stealer by misstress69 February 19, 2012

sperm jack 

To commit forcible theft of sperm.

After Jane handcuffed John to the bed she preceded to jack him off in order to extract sperm. When he climaxed she put the sperm in a small container, got dressed, and left. John was sperm jacked!

sperm jack by J-Fad December 15, 2008