soda speak

Another version of "so to speak", a completely useless expression often combined with other useless expressions like "it is what it is" or "back in the day".

"Yo, dude, what's up with that big scratch you put in my snowboard?"

"Don't know what happened. It is what it is, so to speak."

"Don't give me that soda speak bullshit, what the fuck happened?"

by It takes balls to go by "Dick" May 8, 2013

A-a-ron Speak

when a black guy, while in a group of non-black people encounters a black person and suddenly switches to an overdone hood rat voice so that nobody else but the other black person can understand what he's saying.

Named after the sketch "Substitute Teacher" from the show "Key & Peele" in which a ghetto teacher mispronounces the commonplace names of the white kids in his class

Group of People with one black guy

Black Guy: "The stock market has been on the incline lately."

-suddenly other black guy approaches-

Original Black Guy: "YAAAAA TRICK what be yo bizness round here twista? Dem hoes be therstin fo dat big dude son! Shitttt boi you ownin dat swag dawg nah as gud as me dawg but gud nuff dawg gud nuff"

White Guy: "what the hell? That's such A-a-ron Speak"

by Lesbihonest June 9, 2013

bro speak

Vocabulary guys commonly use in the company of other males which is confusing or vulgar to females

Lewis: Boom, motherfuck! Suck on that bitch!
Lisa: What did you say to me?
Lewis: Sorry, bro speak. I meant you lost.

by frisky curtain June 24, 2008

mis-speak

A psychological condition where you are convinced snipers are firing at you.

Hillary was suffering from a strong bout of Mis-Speak.

by Chaz Wozza April 29, 2008

e-speak

Any of a variety of differenr typing techniches used in IM, forums, or message boards. e-speak is usually hard to comprehend and somecases unintelligible. E-speak is in essance internet slang and the typing styles that come along with it.

e-speak looks like sometimes looks like this:

noob: hI GuYS whUts uP
noob: c.o.m.e.o.n g.u.y.s.t.a.l.k t.o.m.e
noob: wtf doods i jsut wanna talk 2 u guys
Moderator: Shut the fuck up and quit spamming before I break out my Ban Hammer

by Lost In Translation June 11, 2006

Net speak

A total waste of time.
Hard to read, write and understand.

LyKe oMgZZZZzzzxxzxzzz!!78!!11seven#696@@!!! im guna c britny spears tonite!!!868!*6283!!1111!!eight and a half!!1111!!!!1 im lyKe So0o0o exiTd!1@@!!11shit!22!

by Yula May 23, 2005

speaking in tongues

Religious practice among Pentecostalists and charismatics involving speaking in what sound like other languages or "spiritual language"

I arrived in church late, and the whole congregation was speaking in tongues. I couldn't understand a damned thing, but it was impressive

by cornholio October 11, 2003